Ready Set Not Yet Lyrics

Ready Set Not Yet Lyrics – This is a song By American actor and Singer Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Alex Brightman, From the album Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording). “Ready Set Not Yet Lyrics” has written by Eddie Perfect and produced by Kurt Deutsch, Eddie Perfect, Alex Timbers & Matt Stine. The song has been released under the music label Ghostlight Records and released on June 7, 2019. In this song, They desperately want to start a family but they are not emotionally ready and instead express their anxiety that they will fail at parenthood by projecting their parental energies into taking care of various delicate things– antiques and pottery as safer/easier surrogates for a baby.


Ready Set Not Yet Lyrics | Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Alex Brightman | Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

[ADAM]
Look at this crib
In all of its glorious antiquary
Every curve and surface speaks to me
Saying pamper and spoil me
Sand me and oil me
Come on
I know to the untrained eye it’s boring
But nothing’s a chore when you’re restoring
Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain
It’s fun!

Folks say, “Adam…
Why do you polish your crib
When you don’t have a kid?
And even if you did have a kid
This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it
So it simply exists to remind you
Your sense of perfection is just a reflection
That you are not mentally prepared
To make room for a kid, Adam
Why don’t you live, Adam?
Just make a start”
Are you willing to take the next step?
Ready, set—
Ready, set—

[BARBARA, spoken]
Look at these jugs!

(sung)
Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery
I took some clay and made you pottery
The world will never wreck you
I’ll protect you in a mother’s embrace

Folks say, “Barbara…
Why can’t you see that ceramics
Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic
By making a baby that’s breakable
Aren’t you creating a way of translating the terror
Of making maternal mistakes into clay
Hiding away
So you don’t have to face being a bad mom, Barbara
That’s what you’ve done, Barbara
Just make a start”
Are you willing to take the next step?
Ready, set—

[BOTH]
Here we stand
At the end of a 10-year plan
A house
A yard
A minivan
A baby should be next
Together let’s leap off the cliff
Fall forever, then smash to bits
Trapped in a terrifying viper pit
Of diapers and regret
Are we willing to take the next step?

[ADAM]
Ready, set—

[BARBARA]
Ready, set—

[ADAM]
Not yet

[BARBARA]
Not yet

[ADAM]
Why rush?

[BARBARA]
Why rush?

[BOTH]
Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed

[BARBARA]
But not yet!

[ADAM]
But not yet!

[BARBARA]
Not now

[ADAM]
Not now

[Floorboard creaks.]

[ADAM, spoken]
Ooohh?

[Floorboard creaks.]

[ADAM, spoken]
No!

[Floorboard creaks again.]

[ADAM, spoken]
See? We can’t start a family in a house with creaky floorboards!

[BARBARA]
You are absolutely right
Let’s add it to the list
With the cracks in the plaster

[ADAM]
The wi-fi should be faster

[BARBARA]
This sofa needs a castor

[ADAM]
The bathroom’s a disaster!

[BARBARA]
What about global poverty?

[ADAM]
What about world peace?

[BARBARA]
Then there’s the whole darn economy

[ADAM]
The whole Middle East

[BARBARA]
We should learn Mandarin

[ADAM]
Yeah!
Or Spanish at least

[BOTH]
No habla español
Dos cervezas, por favor

And that’s all we got
And that’s not a lot
Do we want a bilingual household or not?

So let’s go slow
No breaking a sweat
What’s the point of having children
If we’re drowning in debt?

[BARBARA]
Yeah, we’re totally

[ADAM]
Completely

[BARBARA]
Maybe eighty percent

[ADAM]
I’d say seventy-eight

[BOTH (BETELGEUSE)]
Ready to take
The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!)
The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow!)
The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!)
The next step
Ready, set let’s—

[Crashing and screaming.]

[BETELGEUSE]
See I wasn’t kidding
It’s a show about death!a


Ready Set Not Yet Lyrics Details:

Song Title Ready Set Not Yet Lyrics
Album Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
Artist Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Alex Brightman
Written By Eddie Perfect
Produced By Kurt Deutsch, Eddie Perfect, Alex Timbers & Matt Stine
Music Label Ghostlight Records
Release Date June 7, 2019

 

Who wrote the lyrics of Ready Set Not Yet?

Ready Set Not Yet Lyrics has been written by Eddie Perfect.

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